Sex and sexuality is not about whether your elbows or knees are wrinkled. A man turns to you and says: ‘I love the way you laugh.’ That’s what’s turning him. They love a line around your eye or your mouth, because it tells them you’ve laughed and you’re going to laugh and be forgiving and embracing. Men want to know that you’re going to be forgiving and embracing. Believe me when I tell you a 20-year-old is not going to do that.Do I look great or am I in denial because I’m just pretending that it isn’t what it is – I’m getting older? But I think because a bunch of 25-year-olds are asking me on dates, I do look better. –Sharon Stone
Yes, Sharon Stone, it’s because you’re ‘forgiving and embracing’ that 25 year old men are asking you out.
It’s definitely not because you’re SHARON FUCKING STONE.
Seriously though, I’m going to go with Sharon on this, I’m definitely maturing like a fine freaking wine! We’re always told that women become progressively less and less attractive as they age, and that men just get better and better. But personally I’m finding the older I get, the better I know myself, and the better I know myself, the better I like myself.
And the better I like myself, the more others seem to appreciate my awesomeness.
Now maybe I have an ulterior motive here, I DO have a birthday coming up, and my bones are half dust. I’m not quite at the wrinkled-knees stage yet (thanks for the heads-up on that though, Sharon) but I ain’t getting any younger… I’m just fairly sure I’m getting better!
So what does everyone think?
Ladies, do you feel more attractive than you did last year? Or am I fooling myself? Were we all hotter when we were 20?
VIVA LA MATURE LADY!
Viva la Slut 