I got a weird mail on Plenty of Fish (the dating website) the other day. It was really hostile and I immediately deleted my profile, I felt all cyber-vulnerable and weird about it.
Then I had a dream in which everyone was after me because I was on an internet dating site and I was walking home alone at night in a strange city! The dream-anxiety stayed with me for the day, and it really made me think…
Fuck this!
So I’m swearing off the whole idea. I’m not internet dating, I’m not getting dressed up to go out and meet men, I’m not going to focus any more energy on ‘fixing’ my singleness. I’m just going to be alone, celibate and happy about it for the rest of 2012.
It shouldn’t be hard, I’m not exactly beating them off with a stick. Plus I’m very happy as a single person!
What do you think? Will I live to regret this?
VIVA LA SINGLE LIFE!
Viva la Slut 