Well! I have a date tomorrow, and I’m excited and shitting an absolute brick.
I havn’t had a date since the photo above was taken, and as you can see at the time all a lady had to do was hold a bunch of grapes in an attractive manner. At the time I was renowned for my fruit fondling (hehe) but now I’m completely out of practise.
Somebody, fetch me a bunch of bananas, I must test my skills!
So what floats the modern man’s boat? And what does he expect? As you can see above, I’m completely open to the kissing of the forearm area. Indeed, the wrist and hand are open for business. Are further indecencies expected of me?
Should I bring my grapes as a back-up plan?
Seriously though, what will we talk about? What will we do? Will I acidently get locked out of nerves? Am I supposed to ask junk about stuff? Should I do the kiss on the cheek at the beginning of the date? Is there anything I shouldn’t mention?
WHAT THE FUCK WILL I WEAR!?
Can anyone help me out here? Anyone have any great first date tips???
VIVA LA DATE!
Viva la Slut 